Winona Ryder is a Cockroaches song from Saint Patrick's Day 10am.
Anthony sings this song while Jeff does Edward Scissorhands. Tony Douglas also plays the guitar.
Song Credits[]
Written by Anthony Field, published by Wiggly Tunes Pty Ltd, previously published by EMI Music Publishing Australia Pty. Ltd. and Copyright Control
Song Lyrics[]
Anthony: Oh, I need lots of money to ring Winona up. I've got to get her number, too.
(singing) Winona, I'd sure like to phone you (Oh, Winona (x2))
It's funny I ain't got no money (Oh, Winona)
And Claudia Schiffer, too
I'm so in love with you
But Winona, I'd sure like to phone you (Oh, Winona)
Elle MacPherson, could we me in person? Yes, no?
Hey Demi, I want a little Moore
And Julia Roberts, too
I ain't forgotten you
But Winona, I'd sure like to phone you
He ain't go nobody
He'd sure like somebody
Life's a moving picture show
Here I go.
Winona, I'd sure like to phone you
(Tony Douglass plays guitar.)
Anthony: That's the cool sound of Mr. Tony Douglass, guest Cockroach guitar player. Send it out to Winona, Tony, send it out. Cool. Now I'm just gonna ring up Winona right now and speak to her. Uh, hello?
Jeff: (as Edward Scissorhands) Hello, it's Scissorhands, here, Edward Scissorhands. How may I help you, sir?
Anthony: Can I speak to Winona Ryder please, Edward?
Jeff: I'm afraid that Miss Ryder is all cut up at the moment, I don't know why.
Anthony: Oh-ho no!
(Fade out)